Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I want to tell you that I am better than you. The game is a celebration of my supremacy and you’re in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. I created this game for MY personal entertainment… Oh come in, relax… It’s your chance. Humans can be so frustrated… pathetic.What do you think of this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. It’s a game about the player, who is a tiny and meaningless snail striving to beat me.
Aproximately three hours of premium time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and quick-paced platformingLots of dyingLots of being mockedThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe dream of defeating me in the end a fun little mystery to unravel… what is the purpose of our existence
It is so hard to patiently wait for assistance to discover the real truth…
We’re eager to see us from across the ocean.
Squid